a_pirate_meant_to_be | (no subject)

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Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

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He can DO that? What a big jerk!

I wouldn't be surprised if he did. I mean, he did bring monsters from other peoples worlds here.

So lets go hunt down the chicken, like KunKun!

Er, assuming there IS a gigantic man-sized chicken bent on destroying chicken-eating humans, I'm not exactly sure it's in my general best interests to actually hunt him down compared to just faking it.

But you're a pirate Guybrush. You're supposed to do dangerous things like that. Isn't fighting LeChuck more deadly?

Well yeah, but that's more of a "deadly in a familiar way." You get used to that sorta deadly. You don't really go LOOKING for more deadly to add to the pile, ya know?

But a pirate loves adventure, and close calls with death.

No, a pirate loves ADVENTURE. The close calls with death are just an unfortunate side effect.

Well, this sounds like an adventure to me. Plus you'll get a reward if you photograph it.

I'll ALSO get a reward if I fake it well enough to fool the bounty poster. Same dealy, less death by pecking.

If they don't discover it's a fake. How good is your disguise?

Enough to fool a crazy chicken chef. And that was just improvisational.

Well, lets see what it looks like first. What do you need?

Some feathers, something sticky to keep them on, and a beak if we've got one.

Or, alternatively, an illusion-generating moon rabbit.

Oh, you already have Reisen on board?

Yep! She's swell, isn't she?

Yes, she is a good person. I do notice she gets asked a lot to help others.

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