http://damndoorknob.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] damndoorknob.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] a_pirate_meant_to_be 2009-10-29 08:09 am (UTC)

It'll probably also take Tas a few minutes to notice.

Have you ever been smitten? I'd love to hear about that. I was almost smote once. It was in the grand temple of Istar right before the cataclysm. I got to watch the kingpriest try and ask the gods for power, but he was kind of rude about it, and so they dropped a firey mountain on the temple! Fortunately the Dark Queen (Who is not a nice lady at ALL) stole the temple, and me with it! So I didn't die AND I got to see the abyss, which was a very unpleasant place, let me tell you. Fortunately I met a gnome who could fix my time machine (I forgot to mention, I got a time machine from the Wizard Par-Salion. Well, actually I got it from my friend Caramon, but he got it from Par-Salion and...

And so on and so on and so on. Kenders always assume you want to hear their stories

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