OOC: What's in Guybrush's Pants?
Sep. 7th, 2024 07:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
a_pirate_meant_to_beWith Guybrush's handy dandy PANTS OF HOLDING (tm), who needs a bank? But it does sort of require him to keep track of what he's got, sooooo...
- 1 Coconut == May or may not be eternal.
- 1 Pirate Sword == How appropriate.
- 1 Rubber Chicken w/ Pulley in the Middle == Didn't this stop being funny around game 4?
- 1 Set of Plastic Cutlery == Check it out, it's got a spoon with fork prongs. BRILLIANT.
- 1 Ladle == A utensil that has served many a wondrous and horrifying thing alike.
- 1 Bent Baseball Bat == A true agent of paranoia.
- 1 Pirate Costume == 100% synthetic materials and authenticity.
- 1 Cutlass/Gun == Only fires twice before needing to reload. Just gotta remember not to shoot it in temporal swamps.
- 1 Tomato == Useful for salads and terrible comedians.
- 1 Egg Stone == Harder than hard-boiled.
- 1 Patra Stone == Cures Fear, Stone, and problems with papers flying away.
- 1 Whale Gravy Boat == They originally had the gravy come out of a spout, but it proved kind of impractical.
- 1 Horseshoe == But why in a garbage can?
- 1 Spoon == I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
- 1 Gift Basket == Just a simple generic get well gift from your friends at Mays. It's got 2 bananas, a couple of apples, an orange, a box of crackers, a box of tea, and some sort of chocolate nut crunch stuff.
- 1 Coconut == May or may not be eternal.
- 1 Pirate Sword == How appropriate.
- 1 Rubber Chicken w/ Pulley in the Middle == Didn't this stop being funny around game 4?
- 1 Set of Plastic Cutlery == Check it out, it's got a spoon with fork prongs. BRILLIANT.
- 1 Ladle == A utensil that has served many a wondrous and horrifying thing alike.
- 1 Bent Baseball Bat == A true agent of paranoia.
- 1 Pirate Costume == 100% synthetic materials and authenticity.
- 1 Cutlass/Gun == Only fires twice before needing to reload. Just gotta remember not to shoot it in temporal swamps.
- 1 Tomato == Useful for salads and terrible comedians.
- 1 Egg Stone == Harder than hard-boiled.
- 1 Patra Stone == Cures Fear, Stone, and problems with papers flying away.
- 1 Whale Gravy Boat == They originally had the gravy come out of a spout, but it proved kind of impractical.
- 1 Horseshoe == But why in a garbage can?
- 1 Spoon == I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
- 1 Gift Basket == Just a simple generic get well gift from your friends at Mays. It's got 2 bananas, a couple of apples, an orange, a box of crackers, a box of tea, and some sort of chocolate nut crunch stuff.
