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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

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[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well! This coop ought to do it! Just need the right lighting, and to get that giant... man-sized... chicken out of the way...

...

Well, darn.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Uh...

*the man sized chicken turns around... and oh god, it certainly is locking those eyes on Reisen. But that was on another world, how did it know she was responsible for adding chicken stew to the shrine feast?!*

... *Reisen shakily raises up her camera and snaps a picture... maybe not the safest thing to do*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Cue the loudest, most bone-chilling "BUCOOOOCK" you have ever heard in your life.

I think running might be a prudent option right now.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

M-maybe...

*Reisen flies up into the air... certainly, El Pollo Diablo can't fly, right...?*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Nope... but neither can Guybrush.

Ah heh heh... nice giant demonic chicken... I, uh, I didn't really ENJOY those chicken dinners...

Roar.

YEAARRRGH!

Cue Guybrush, running for his life, with a gigantic man chicken in pursuit. Hooray?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

O-oh jeez... I forgot about...!

*Reisen flies after them, spamming danmaku at the giant chicken... it didn't matter if they downed the thing, right?*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Agh, geez, watch where you aim those oddly hypnotic bullets!

Apparently, giant demonic chickens know how to get graze bonuses. Though the process is slowing it down somewhat.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

S-sorry!

*Reisen starts being a little more careful/precise with her aiming*

*and then, two other (illusion) Guybrushes suddenly split off from the real one and run off in other directions... hopefully it would be enough to confuse El Pollo Diablo?*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Guybrush would make a comment about how there's now more of him to love if he weren't running like a wussy baby. As it is, El Pollo Diablo DOES seem to hesitate for a bit, which is more than enough time for Guybrush to duck behind a convenient boulder.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*Reisen lets out a sigh of relief... but still fires off more danmaku at the giant chicken. If she could just get it to go away, they could finally turn in the picture...*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

El Pollo Diablo retreats for now! But it'll get you next time Gadget, next tiiiiime!

Guybrush peers from around the boulder.

Well. Uh. I guess you don't have to worry about whether we earned that reward or not anymore.

Should I go ahead and post in the bounty thing?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah...

Let's get out of here.

I'm afraid I ended up making a mortal enemy, though...

Feel free, mang.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I think I'm gonna stick with pork for a while. I have yet to hear of El Cerdo Diablo, anyway.

Yay~ (I'll be sure to give you credit too even though Reisen did all the work XD )

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I think it's a little late for me to get off El Pollo Diablo's list...