(no subject)

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

Comments

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... you were pretty intent on disproving it earlier, this isn't going to help that.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

That was before there was DEFINITELY an award. Besides, it wouldn't be the first time I had to pretend I was a gigantic, man-eating demon chicken bent on avenging my fallen, fried comrades.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

I guess it'd be a simple matter of just making an illusion of the thing.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well yes, that would entail fewer third degree burns.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Alright, then. Do you have a camera?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Nuts, I knew I was forgetting something.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Do you think they have one at the store?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Worth a shot. Too bad there's no one we can, uh, BORROW one from, though.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah... maybe if Aya was here...

... if Aya was here, she'd compete with the news crew here and probably wouldn't let us borrow it.

I'm on bad terms with her, anyway...

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

That's a wonderful idea! I really think you should dress up like that and allow demon orphans to take pictures to get the reward!

They need it for sure!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Er... yeah. Yeah, entirely my intention. (Yeah right.)

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

How wonderful!

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Since when do pirates dress up as chickens, Guybrush?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Since a pirate needs to sneak onto an insane pirate's ship with a taste for greasy fried chicken.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

.... what?

*The statement seems to have hurt Shinku's brain*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Probably best not to dwell on it too much.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Yes... probably best... *She rubs her head*

So, why don't you just find the real one? I've been looking for him for awhile myself.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Because there IS no real El Pollo Diablo. He's just something some crazy paranoid chicken chef made up after breathing too many grease fire fumes.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Then why did the news show a rough sketch of him before?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

The delusional crazy paranoid chicken chef had enough time to make a delusional crazy paranoid painting of "El Pollo Diablo." Somebody must've just sketched a copy of it.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

You sure would make a good chicken.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're an expert on that sort of thing.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yep, I tend to watch people making fools out of themselves, and I think you could work great!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'd be making a fool of myself, but I'd be doing it for FABULOUS PRIZES while I'm at it.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I can't, and won't, argue with that.

I even understand the sentiment...