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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

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[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

M-maybe...

*Reisen flies up into the air... certainly, El Pollo Diablo can't fly, right...?*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Nope... but neither can Guybrush.

Ah heh heh... nice giant demonic chicken... I, uh, I didn't really ENJOY those chicken dinners...

Roar.

YEAARRRGH!

Cue Guybrush, running for his life, with a gigantic man chicken in pursuit. Hooray?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

O-oh jeez... I forgot about...!

*Reisen flies after them, spamming danmaku at the giant chicken... it didn't matter if they downed the thing, right?*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Agh, geez, watch where you aim those oddly hypnotic bullets!

Apparently, giant demonic chickens know how to get graze bonuses. Though the process is slowing it down somewhat.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

S-sorry!

*Reisen starts being a little more careful/precise with her aiming*

*and then, two other (illusion) Guybrushes suddenly split off from the real one and run off in other directions... hopefully it would be enough to confuse El Pollo Diablo?*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Guybrush would make a comment about how there's now more of him to love if he weren't running like a wussy baby. As it is, El Pollo Diablo DOES seem to hesitate for a bit, which is more than enough time for Guybrush to duck behind a convenient boulder.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*Reisen lets out a sigh of relief... but still fires off more danmaku at the giant chicken. If she could just get it to go away, they could finally turn in the picture...*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

El Pollo Diablo retreats for now! But it'll get you next time Gadget, next tiiiiime!

Guybrush peers from around the boulder.

Well. Uh. I guess you don't have to worry about whether we earned that reward or not anymore.

Should I go ahead and post in the bounty thing?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah...

Let's get out of here.

I'm afraid I ended up making a mortal enemy, though...

Feel free, mang.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I think I'm gonna stick with pork for a while. I have yet to hear of El Cerdo Diablo, anyway.

Yay~ (I'll be sure to give you credit too even though Reisen did all the work XD )

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I think it's a little late for me to get off El Pollo Diablo's list...