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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

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[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Since a pirate needs to sneak onto an insane pirate's ship with a taste for greasy fried chicken.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

.... what?

*The statement seems to have hurt Shinku's brain*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Probably best not to dwell on it too much.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Yes... probably best... *She rubs her head*

So, why don't you just find the real one? I've been looking for him for awhile myself.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Because there IS no real El Pollo Diablo. He's just something some crazy paranoid chicken chef made up after breathing too many grease fire fumes.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Then why did the news show a rough sketch of him before?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

The delusional crazy paranoid chicken chef had enough time to make a delusional crazy paranoid painting of "El Pollo Diablo." Somebody must've just sketched a copy of it.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I think that it's more likely that Baal created it, just to mess with you.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

He can DO that? What a big jerk!

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if he did. I mean, he did bring monsters from other peoples worlds here.

So lets go hunt down the chicken, like KunKun!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Er, assuming there IS a gigantic man-sized chicken bent on destroying chicken-eating humans, I'm not exactly sure it's in my general best interests to actually hunt him down compared to just faking it.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

But you're a pirate Guybrush. You're supposed to do dangerous things like that. Isn't fighting LeChuck more deadly?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, but that's more of a "deadly in a familiar way." You get used to that sorta deadly. You don't really go LOOKING for more deadly to add to the pile, ya know?

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

But a pirate loves adventure, and close calls with death.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

No, a pirate loves ADVENTURE. The close calls with death are just an unfortunate side effect.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Well, this sounds like an adventure to me. Plus you'll get a reward if you photograph it.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I'll ALSO get a reward if I fake it well enough to fool the bounty poster. Same dealy, less death by pecking.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

If they don't discover it's a fake. How good is your disguise?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Enough to fool a crazy chicken chef. And that was just improvisational.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Well, lets see what it looks like first. What do you need?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Some feathers, something sticky to keep them on, and a beak if we've got one.

Or, alternatively, an illusion-generating moon rabbit.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Oh, you already have Reisen on board?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Yep! She's swell, isn't she?

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Yes, she is a good person. I do notice she gets asked a lot to help others.