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Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

Date: 2009-10-22 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
Yeah. You really have to wonder what goes through some people's heads...

I swear I'm the only sane person in Gensokyo sometimes...

Date: 2009-10-22 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
If it's a pirate, probably grog. How much is the camera?

Date: 2009-10-22 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
O-oh, right, the camera...

Let's see...

Twelve thousand HL. *she buys it, because she has plenty of money kicking around from her job...*

Do we want just a regular picture? Or did you want to be in it, too?
Edited Date: 2009-10-22 07:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-10-22 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
Well, I'm sure it'd only add to the value of the photo if my handsome mug were displayed next to the beast, but, uh, I think it'd be a wee bit more believable if it was a bit more on the candid appearing side.

Date: 2009-10-23 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
Alright. We should find somewhere outside to take the picture. It'd be less suspicious that way, right?

Date: 2009-10-25 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
Definitely. Maybe near a chicken coop. After all, if we catch him in the act of emancipating his lesser brethren, bonus!

Date: 2009-10-25 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
That works.

*and... time skip over to some chicken coop y/n?*

Date: 2009-10-25 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
Well! This coop ought to do it! Just need the right lighting, and to get that giant... man-sized... chicken out of the way...

...

Well, darn.

Date: 2009-10-25 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
Uh...

*the man sized chicken turns around... and oh god, it certainly is locking those eyes on Reisen. But that was on another world, how did it know she was responsible for adding chicken stew to the shrine feast?!*

... *Reisen shakily raises up her camera and snaps a picture... maybe not the safest thing to do*

Date: 2009-10-25 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
Cue the loudest, most bone-chilling "BUCOOOOCK" you have ever heard in your life.

I think running might be a prudent option right now.

Date: 2009-10-25 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
M-maybe...

*Reisen flies up into the air... certainly, El Pollo Diablo can't fly, right...?*

Date: 2009-10-25 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
Nope... but neither can Guybrush.

Ah heh heh... nice giant demonic chicken... I, uh, I didn't really ENJOY those chicken dinners...

Roar.

YEAARRRGH!

Cue Guybrush, running for his life, with a gigantic man chicken in pursuit. Hooray?

Date: 2009-10-25 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
O-oh jeez... I forgot about...!

*Reisen flies after them, spamming danmaku at the giant chicken... it didn't matter if they downed the thing, right?*

Date: 2009-10-25 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
Agh, geez, watch where you aim those oddly hypnotic bullets!

Apparently, giant demonic chickens know how to get graze bonuses. Though the process is slowing it down somewhat.

Date: 2009-10-25 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
S-sorry!

*Reisen starts being a little more careful/precise with her aiming*

*and then, two other (illusion) Guybrushes suddenly split off from the real one and run off in other directions... hopefully it would be enough to confuse El Pollo Diablo?*

Date: 2009-10-25 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
Guybrush would make a comment about how there's now more of him to love if he weren't running like a wussy baby. As it is, El Pollo Diablo DOES seem to hesitate for a bit, which is more than enough time for Guybrush to duck behind a convenient boulder.

Date: 2009-10-25 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
*Reisen lets out a sigh of relief... but still fires off more danmaku at the giant chicken. If she could just get it to go away, they could finally turn in the picture...*

Date: 2009-10-25 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
El Pollo Diablo retreats for now! But it'll get you next time Gadget, next tiiiiime!

Guybrush peers from around the boulder.


Well. Uh. I guess you don't have to worry about whether we earned that reward or not anymore.

Should I go ahead and post in the bounty thing?

Date: 2009-10-25 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
Y-yeah...

Let's get out of here.

I'm afraid I ended up making a mortal enemy, though...

Feel free, mang.

Date: 2009-10-25 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-whoop.livejournal.com
I think I'm gonna stick with pork for a while. I have yet to hear of El Cerdo Diablo, anyway.
From: [identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com
I think it's a little late for me to get off El Pollo Diablo's list...

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