Guybrush Threepwood

... all I got was amnesia powder.

I'm not sure if I want to even use this stuff ever...

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I dunno, sounds like it'd be a hit at parties.

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Make people forget the party?

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But what if it's literal amnesia powder? Makes somebody forget everything?

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Don't tell me there haven't been times where YOU wanted to forget everything after a party.

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I don't know... forgetting everything seems a little extreme.

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Well, I'm sure there's gotta be a use for it somewhere. If you don't want all of 'em, can I have one? I'm good at finding bizarre applications for seemingly useless items.

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... I suppose I can give you one. Just... don't use it unless you really think you should.

*Guybrush has obtained [1 vial of amnesia powder]*

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What do you think I am, some sort of morally irresponsible miscreant? If anything, I'm a morally irresponsible lovable scalawag. Trust me, I'll only use it if I have to.

Mind, Guybrush's concept of utility is a bit broad at times.

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... the whole 'morally irresponsible' bit isn't helping your case.

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Don't even think of trying to use that dust on me now just to make me forget what you said...

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Geez, even I'm not that bad. Give me a break.

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S-sorry... Just, I feel uneasy about letting anybody have any of this stuff...

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hailbeautyqueen.livejournal.com

Are you out of [Prinny Tokens]?

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S...so what if I am? It's a stupid game anyway.

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hailbeautyqueen.livejournal.com

Wow! The game barely started. If everyone was going to go off and lose right at the get-go, they could have at least lost to me.

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Well excuuuuse me! Geez.

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Eh, I've got better things to do than deal with big fat looosers.

Before I go, have fun with a friend.

[Etna summons a sword-wielding ninja before leaving. The ninja seems a bit infuriated at the sight of the mighty pirate. Have fun, Guybrush.]

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Hey hey hey, sticks and stones may break my bones...

And then the ninja appears.

...but swords will perforate me. Yipe.

I don't suppose you'd be interested in some fine leather jackets? ...nuts.

The sword he got seems to vibrate at the sight of the ninja, though.

Whoa whoa whoa, didn't think it was THAT kind of a sword.

He pulls it out and holds it at the ready; the sword seems half like it wants to leap at the ninja.

Ha ha! Let's settle this stupid debate once and for all, Mr. Ninja!

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A sore loser. Hm. Never a pleasant sight to behold.

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It's this game! How am I supposed to figure out how it works? The rules could crush a yak, and even WITHOUT the darn things everybody cheats ~~better than I do~~!

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But of course! Cheating's half the fun. I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining if you could cheat as well as the rest of us, but I suppose humans have an innate disadvantage at that sort of thing.

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Hey, I cheat just as well as anybody! I just... usually get more do-overs.

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. . . Do-overs? Don't be silly, there's no do-overs in life. Or death, for that matter.

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What are you talking about? I get do-overs all the time. Usually, I find out what I need when I screw up, and then I go and get all the stuff together and try it again. Isn't that how it works for everybody?

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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. What sort of world do you live in? A story book?

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Only if the storybook involves a lot of drunk pirates.

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