Sea of Acheron? Sign him up for THAT.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

The sea! Tropical breezes! Fierce pirates raping and pillaging their ways across the ocean waves! I... I'm so HAPPY!

All right! Time to get myself back on my feet. If I'm gonna be stuck here, it's about time I started acting like a REAL PIRATE again! Now I need a ship and some crewmates...

Comments

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Man, everybody's fixated on that one word. Fine. "LOOTING and pillaging." You all happy?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... I guess that's a little better, but...

... are you actually going to pillage villages?

...

Now that I think about it, are there even any villages to pillage?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well, it's more the general principle of the thing. Like a sort of general guideline, you know? Most of the pirates I know spend most of their time getting drunk and passing out anyway.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Oh... I guess that's okay, then...

... so do you even know where to get a boat?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well, that'd be step one, of course. I figure there's probably a few pirate towns, and hopefully someone who isn't a frantically flailing guy in plaid and a sombrero who has boats.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

A-ah... well, good luck.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I don't NEED luck. I'm a Mighty Pirate (tm), after all.

...but thanks anyway.