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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

And here's Guybrush, at the Sea of Acheron. ...in front of a rather pathetic looking foot-pedal swan boat.

You know, you'd think after so many years doing this sort of thing, I would be used to the crushing disappointment of it all.

....You'd THINK that.

See, this is why you can't trust politicians. Ever.

Comments

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

Maybe a giant robot!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh no, I've had enough giant robots to last me a lifetime. Nobody even LIKED the darned robot.

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

You were in a giant robot?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Yes. It was a very long, convoluted, and slightly contradictory sequence in my life.

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

Wow! Tell me!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

(Great, this is one of my least favorite piratic tales...)

Well, it all started when I was coming home from my honeymoon with my wife, the lovely Elaine Marley...

Oh boy, here we go. Prepare to hear a long, slightly overembellished rendition of the events of game four.

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

[Oh but she's going to listen. Through all of it!]

[moe-elemental.livejournal.com]

Might this be your craft?

[elitistcatgirl.livejournal.com]

*Oh hay look, Kyouka is making off with the boat*

Hey HEY OUKA! We can have a romantic date in this thing! How about it?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I choose to plead the fifth.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Whoa hey hey hey hey, what do you think you're doing?! That may be horribly embarrassing with the worst figurehead ever, but it's still mine!

[elitistcatgirl.livejournal.com]

Nyahahaha, so now you're showing more pride in this thing? You should be honored Kyouka-sama is putting it to good use!

[moe-elemental.livejournal.com]

What is the fifth, and why would you choose to plead it?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

That's... a good question, and yet I choose to take this action.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Pride has nothing to do with it! I'm the one that put the bill through! Besides, until I get the real boat, it's the only thing I've got!

[elitistcatgirl.livejournal.com]

Kyouka-sama has seen people who've built totally badass images with less!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well, I can be bad... bad... THAT, too. Just you wait! I'm gonna be the mightiest pirate in my world AND the Netherworld in no time!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

To embarrass yourself. Say, by admitting you don't know a common as muck idiom.

[elitistcatgirl.livejournal.com]

Nyahahahahaha! *she stops jacking the ship and has actually returned it.

Kyouka-sama will be impressed if you made it this far! I'll be waiting to see what you can do, especially against Baal!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Just you -- wait, what?

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Glad you agree. I'll be taking my consulting fee now.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to take it for granted you're joking.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Hm? And what is this joke you speak of?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're SERIOUS?!

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! The look on your face! Simply priceless.