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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

And here's Guybrush, at the Sea of Acheron. ...in front of a rather pathetic looking foot-pedal swan boat.

You know, you'd think after so many years doing this sort of thing, I would be used to the crushing disappointment of it all.

....You'd THINK that.

See, this is why you can't trust politicians. Ever.

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[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

. . .

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

It's not funny, dang it! Maaaan, this is a new low in my ship accumulation record.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

You're right. It's hilarious. Hahahaha! No. Really. You did ask for a pirate ship, didn't you?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I did! A nifty one! And they gave me this piece of junk! Not that I'm not USED to having lousy ships, but this really takes the cake!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

...

Ah...

It... could have been worse...?

Even though I wasn't expecting anything good from the assembly, this is...

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Kindly list to me, as simply as possible, how it could POSSIBLY get any worse than this.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Um...

... if it was something entirely not seaworthy?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

After the other pirates see THIS junk, it won't be much longer anyway.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

You know, I know that this is the point where I'm supposed to back out in a sign of sheepishness at putting my foot in my mouth, but... no, no, can't quite find it in me. Sorry.

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

...So much for boat cruises.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

What part of "pirate ship" did they not understand? No self-respecting pirate would be caught dead in something like this!

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

They thought it was a kiddy ride?

1/?

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . . .

2/?

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

[He covers his beak with a flipper, shaking badly]

done

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

Pffft... hahahaha!

Re: done

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

And now the exploding penguin is laughing at me. This is officially a new low for me.

Re: done

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

[he rubs a flipper over the eye]

Those senators really did a number on you.

[moe-elemental.livejournal.com]

Might this be your craft?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I choose to plead the fifth.

[moe-elemental.livejournal.com]

What is the fifth, and why would you choose to plead it?

[elitistcatgirl.livejournal.com]

*Oh hay look, Kyouka is making off with the boat*

Hey HEY OUKA! We can have a romantic date in this thing! How about it?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Whoa hey hey hey hey, what do you think you're doing?! That may be horribly embarrassing with the worst figurehead ever, but it's still mine!

[elitistcatgirl.livejournal.com]

Nyahahaha, so now you're showing more pride in this thing? You should be honored Kyouka-sama is putting it to good use!