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And here's Guybrush, at the Sea of Acheron. ...in front of a rather pathetic looking foot-pedal swan boat.

You know, you'd think after so many years doing this sort of thing, I would be used to the crushing disappointment of it all.

....You'd THINK that.

See, this is why you can't trust politicians. Ever.

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It's not funny, dang it! Maaaan, this is a new low in my ship accumulation record.

You're right. It's hilarious. Hahahaha! No. Really. You did ask for a pirate ship, didn't you?

I did! A nifty one! And they gave me this piece of junk! Not that I'm not USED to having lousy ships, but this really takes the cake!

Aha! Now you see, we've learned something. The term 'nifty' is ambiguous and can apparently be construed to mean 'hilariously impractical'.

Yes, thank you. I don't think I would've gotten that vital life lesson without your wise assistance.

Oh my, well. Yes. Vital assistance is indeed my forte. It's quite natural to look down upon yourself when confronted with my sheer superiority.

~~Or your sheer inability to grasp sarcasm.~~ Uh huh.

Glad you agree. I'll be taking my consulting fee now.

I'm just going to take it for granted you're joking.

Hm? And what is this joke you speak of?

Wait, you're SERIOUS?!

Ahahahaha! The look on your face! Simply priceless.

You're a big, ghosty jerk, you know that?

'Ghosty' isn't a word, dear. You're looking for 'ghostly' or 'ghastly'. And thank you.

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