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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

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[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well yes, that would entail fewer third degree burns.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Alright, then. Do you have a camera?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Nuts, I knew I was forgetting something.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Do you think they have one at the store?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Worth a shot. Too bad there's no one we can, uh, BORROW one from, though.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah... maybe if Aya was here...

... if Aya was here, she'd compete with the news crew here and probably wouldn't let us borrow it.

I'm on bad terms with her, anyway...

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Why's that?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... why I'm on bad terms with her?

She's a reporter that puts her nose where it doesn't belong...

... and I've gotten in trouble a few times with Master because of some of the stories she printed...

Among other things...

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Ew, paparazzi.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Makes me kinda wish she were here so we COULD rip off the camera. Oh hey, there's a store here that sells 'em.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Alright... I suppose you need me to pay for it.

...

But we're splitting the reward, okay?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, fine. At least you're HELPING. More than I can say for SOME people I've met in my life.

ffff wrong account, sorry

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... I know that feeling.

In my world, during an Incident, I couldn't get answers without having to fight a few people...

And sometimes, they pick fights with me even though I'd be more than willing to just give them answers...

Frankly, I'm amazed I haven't done it yet

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

They keep telling me I need a certain amount of people to do stuff, but whenever I do that they end up useless! What's up with that? It's almost like it's just pointless busywork to pad out my adventures or something. Sheesh.

Well, in my case, I have two Reisen accounts with most of the same icons, haha

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

It seems like we both have our share of problems with people in general.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

People are really big jerks sometimes, ya know?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You really have to wonder what goes through some people's heads...

I swear I'm the only sane person in Gensokyo sometimes...

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

If it's a pirate, probably grog. How much is the camera?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

O-oh, right, the camera...

Let's see...

Twelve thousand HL. *she buys it, because she has plenty of money kicking around from her job...*

Do we want just a regular picture? Or did you want to be in it, too?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure it'd only add to the value of the photo if my handsome mug were displayed next to the beast, but, uh, I think it'd be a wee bit more believable if it was a bit more on the candid appearing side.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Alright. We should find somewhere outside to take the picture. It'd be less suspicious that way, right?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Maybe near a chicken coop. After all, if we catch him in the act of emancipating his lesser brethren, bonus!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

That works.

*and... time skip over to some chicken coop y/n?*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well! This coop ought to do it! Just need the right lighting, and to get that giant... man-sized... chicken out of the way...

...

Well, darn.