TRICK OR TREAT EVENT

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Whooooa, jackpot! Check out all this tooth-rotting loot that's suddenly shown up in my room! Clearly, I have been making some mighty pirate Gods very happy.

Waaaaait a sec, this isn't one of those things where I eat the candy, and then all of a sudden I turn into a woman or a bunny or something, is it? Because I totally don't run that way. ...though I might risk it for the peanut butter cups. *cough*

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[damndoorknob.livejournal.com]

A trick or a treat!

Did I say it right?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Uh... maybe? I dunno, I'm not sure why you said that, actually.

[damndoorknob.livejournal.com]

Some guy told me that if I ask for a trick or a treat, then people will give me candy. It seems rather silly, if you ask me, but I figured "Tas, he told you for a reason. You at least owe it to yourself to try."

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, THAT'S what the big pile was for. Darn. I'd probably better give it to you so that the big jerk doesn't do some horrible nasty thing to us.

He gives out some candy. Noticeably, there is a lack of peanut butter cups, but there's no way Tas has to know that.

[damndoorknob.livejournal.com]

Wow, it worked! This place is amazing! Hey, if I say it again do you have to give out more!?

No, probably not, otherwise everyone would be so busy asking for sweets that they wouldn't have any time to eat them. Well thanks!

Somehow, Guybrush now has significantly less candy than he should, and Tas's pouches are even more bulging than usual.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Guybrush is a Mighty Pirate. He is not, however, mighty observant. It'll probably take him a few minutes to notice.

The least I can do as a Mighty Pirate for the enterprising kids these days, after all. And to avoid smiting. Smiting's not fun, lemme tell you what.

[damndoorknob.livejournal.com]

It'll probably also take Tas a few minutes to notice.

Have you ever been smitten? I'd love to hear about that. I was almost smote once. It was in the grand temple of Istar right before the cataclysm. I got to watch the kingpriest try and ask the gods for power, but he was kind of rude about it, and so they dropped a firey mountain on the temple! Fortunately the Dark Queen (Who is not a nice lady at ALL) stole the temple, and me with it! So I didn't die AND I got to see the abyss, which was a very unpleasant place, let me tell you. Fortunately I met a gnome who could fix my time machine (I forgot to mention, I got a time machine from the Wizard Par-Salion. Well, actually I got it from my friend Caramon, but he got it from Par-Salion and...

And so on and so on and so on. Kenders always assume you want to hear their stories

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

There are several feeble attempts to interject and assure Tas that no, really, he doesn't need to hear all this, but eventually he just sort of settles in, his mighty pirate eyes sort of glassing over... by the time Tas finishes, Guybrush is probably asleep on his feet.

Call it poetic justice, in a way.

1/2

[damndoorknob.livejournal.com]

...and THAT'S how we saved the world!

2/2

[damndoorknob.livejournal.com]

Oh, he fell asleep. He must've been tired.

Always the kind soul, Tas drags a blanket over to Guybrush, then leaves, probably with several of the shinier things in the pirate's room stuffed into his pouches.

Re: 2/2

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Guybrush will not be a happy camper when he wakes up. Though it's worth noting that if you stuffed that coconut he had into your loot, it's not gonna be there much longer. THAT is the power of the ETERNAL COCONUT.

...no, we're not going to explain it to you. Nyeah.

[regular-witch.livejournal.com]

Well, you won't find out if you don't try it.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

You make a valid point, Miss Witch. And that pile right over there looks perfectly suited to test hypotheses on.

[regular-witch.livejournal.com]

Somebody's gotta be the guinea pig after all, ze.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

*around a full mouth of peanut butter cups* You fay fomefing?

I should have noticed this earlier...

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with being a rabbit? *said with a perfectly straight face*

Re: I should have noticed this earlier...

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Er, well, uh... I kinda meant the ones lacking opposable thumbs.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

A-ah... I-I guess I can see how a big change like that can be uncomfortable...

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Just a wee bit, yeah.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Hello Guybrush. Not dressed up are we?

*Shinku has appeared through your mirror again, but it in her KunKun outfit (http://safebooru.donmai.us/data/ce573149e57ea9f2116d6319269770bb.jpg) .*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh. Pirates don't need costumes. We're already dressed too awesome. ...actually, I just didn't realize I had to.

That's... an odd costume, by the way.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

It is Halloween, one dresses up in different outfits for this day. Why not go as that evil chicken?

Oh, this is Kunkun, the greatest detective in the world.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

We will not talk about the evil chicken. I've had enough evil chickens to last me a lifetime, thank you.

He must pursue his targets very doggedly, then. Get it, doggedly, cause he's a dog, and... *ahem*

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Why? You seemed very excited about getting that picture last time I talked to you.

*She just stares at Guybrush*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Let's just say circumstances have altered significantly since the last time we talked.

...awkward cough.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

How?

*Keeps staring*

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I don't really feel like getting into it.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Aaah, there certainly seems to be a plethora of sugary delights to be shared here~!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well that's certainly too AGH I HAVE ROOT BEER!

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Oooh how delightful, I simply love root beer!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Even terrible, spirit dispelling mystical root beer?

...oh, darn it, I forgot I was saving that for the mystical scimitar I'm supposed to make to stop the evil LeChuck. Dagnabbit. If I give you candy, will you go away?

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Can do good sir! Far be it from me to stand in the way of the vanquishing of evil.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Fine, here you go, strange skull-headed man.

Candy give!

Now off you go, you scary skeleton thingy little scamp, you.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Yoohohohoho, this place is already starting to look up~!

[Yyyeah. He's unfortunately very social, so. Not gonna leave anytime soon.]

Do you often get visitors during this time of the year, young master?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

He's not leaving. Why is the creepy skeleton guy not leaving?

Uh, I honestly couldn't say, considering I wasn't here at this time of the year any previous years.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Oho, I see. Then you are perhaps a recent arrival here?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I guess you could say that.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Ah, my utmost apologies then, I suppose that it would be wrong of me to expect you to have any answers in that case... well, I hope at least this place is a somewhat pleasant stay?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well, besides the usual demons, hellfire, and creepy-looking people who come to my door with no concept of outstaying their welcome, anyway.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

[Your point <-










Brook's head <-]

Oh goodness, that does not sound very pleasant... I do hope the hellfire is at least concentrated to specific places, I mean if it turned up just about anywhere imagine how many elegant hairdos it would ruin!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that if a large burst of hellfire were to come near you, your hair would be the last thing on your mind. But possibly the first thing OFF your head.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Well of course, that is why it IS the first thing on my mind! I am dead you know, my hair does not grow back anymore!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh, gee. You're dead, huh. I really... really wouldn't have guessed. Honestly.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

There are always a few people who do not make the connection. I simply would not want to be presumptuous~

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeah.

Uh, well, I got some things I gotta do, so, uh...

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Ah, then by all means, do not let me be a bother~! I will simply take this, and that, oooh and that looks tasty, and be on my way!