Sea of Acheron? Sign him up for THAT.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

The sea! Tropical breezes! Fierce pirates raping and pillaging their ways across the ocean waves! I... I'm so HAPPY!

All right! Time to get myself back on my feet. If I'm gonna be stuck here, it's about time I started acting like a REAL PIRATE again! Now I need a ship and some crewmates...

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[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, even I've got limits. Besides, I'm pretty sure Elaine would knock me to next Sunday if I even thought of doing something like that.

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

Who's Elaine?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

My wife. ...*sigh* Who's probably wondering what's keeping me right now. Darn it. I'm real happy about this sea thing, but I'd really rather go home so I can finish getting rid of LeChuck again and be with her. Funny how that works.

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

[Gives Guybrush a bit of a look. Wife? him?]

Can't have everything we want, but the opening of these portals makes it less likely they can watch up closely.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

A smoking HOT wife, and if Snake were to look, he's actually got the wedding ring to prove it. Whoa ho.

Heeey, that's right! There's GOTTA be something out there that can get us out of this joint. Maybe something at the sea! Wow, who'd have thunk privateering could come in useful?

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

[He notes the ring. That's actually a good-sized diamond.]

It's possible, but let's just keep an eye out for anything else.

[he fishes out a cigarette and goes to light up]

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Well, keeping an eye out for nifty stuff -- sometimes in other peoples' possessions -- is half the point of being a pirate anyway. SO.

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

[He exhales]

Let me see whatever you snagged, it may prove useful.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Right. ...but I get to keep the cool stuff.