Sea of Acheron? Sign him up for THAT.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

The sea! Tropical breezes! Fierce pirates raping and pillaging their ways across the ocean waves! I... I'm so HAPPY!

All right! Time to get myself back on my feet. If I'm gonna be stuck here, it's about time I started acting like a REAL PIRATE again! Now I need a ship and some crewmates...

Comments

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

[Fierce pirates raping and pillaging ]

[raping and pillaging]

...Please tell me you don't really mean pillaging and...that...other thing.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

How horribly offensive. But I suppose if you can't even manage to win at a children's card game, the chance of you actually pillaging anything is fairly small.

[solidprinny.livejournal.com]

...Raping?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Raping?!