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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

And here's Guybrush, at the Sea of Acheron. ...in front of a rather pathetic looking foot-pedal swan boat.

You know, you'd think after so many years doing this sort of thing, I would be used to the crushing disappointment of it all.

....You'd THINK that.

See, this is why you can't trust politicians. Ever.

Comments

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

. . .

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

It's not funny, dang it! Maaaan, this is a new low in my ship accumulation record.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

You're right. It's hilarious. Hahahaha! No. Really. You did ask for a pirate ship, didn't you?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I did! A nifty one! And they gave me this piece of junk! Not that I'm not USED to having lousy ships, but this really takes the cake!

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Aha! Now you see, we've learned something. The term 'nifty' is ambiguous and can apparently be construed to mean 'hilariously impractical'.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Yes, thank you. I don't think I would've gotten that vital life lesson without your wise assistance.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Oh my, well. Yes. Vital assistance is indeed my forte. It's quite natural to look down upon yourself when confronted with my sheer superiority.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Or your sheer inability to grasp sarcasm. Uh huh.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Glad you agree. I'll be taking my consulting fee now.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to take it for granted you're joking.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Hm? And what is this joke you speak of?

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're SERIOUS?!

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! The look on your face! Simply priceless.

[big-whoop.livejournal.com]

You're a big, ghosty jerk, you know that?

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

'Ghosty' isn't a word, dear. You're looking for 'ghostly' or 'ghastly'. And thank you.